sammysstuff:

marvelousmatt:

Looks like the Mister has plans for you and your birthday tonight, woman!!!

 Haha!

 I love how he looks like he’s shouting into the mic so everyone can hear his plans.  So much for discretion. lol. ;)

sammysstuff:

marvelousmatt:

Looks like the Mister has plans for you and your birthday tonight, woman!!!

 Haha!

 I love how he looks like he’s shouting into the mic so everyone can hear his plans.  So much for discretion. lol. ;)


queenofthesouthernhemisphere:

sammysstuff:

queenofthesouthernhemisphere:

:/ I couldn’t imagine the Mister with an asian woman…

There is an interview where he mentions this. Will dig it up and post this evening.

ooh really?  I don’t think I’ve seen that.. lol

 Actually, I think he loves women in general. =)  However, from looking at who he follows on twitter; I do think he has a thing for ethnic women.

queenofthesouthernhemisphere:

sammysstuff:

queenofthesouthernhemisphere:

:/ I couldn’t imagine the Mister with an asian woman…

There is an interview where he mentions this. Will dig it up and post this evening.

ooh really?  I don’t think I’ve seen that.. lol

 Actually, I think he loves women in general. =)  However, from looking at who he follows on twitter; I do think he has a thing for ethnic women.

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sammysstuff:

queenofthesouthernhemisphere:

boosh4life:

mattberryhairporn:

The word is spreading :)

 Wow, this almost makes me want to start a tumblr called…
Matt Berry Gratuatious Crotch Shot Blog… I’ll work on the title. :S

oh…pleease do! We need one of those haha ;)

 OMG yes!  I have some pictures all ready to submit :D

 Whoa, I guess I have a project to work on this weekend. :P

sammysstuff:

queenofthesouthernhemisphere:

boosh4life:

mattberryhairporn:

The word is spreading :)

 Wow, this almost makes me want to start a tumblr called…

Matt Berry Gratuatious Crotch Shot Blog… I’ll work on the title. :S

oh…pleease do! We need one of those haha ;)

 OMG yes!  I have some pictures all ready to submit :D

 Whoa, I guess I have a project to work on this weekend. :P


mattberryhairporn:

The word is spreading :)

 Wow, this almost makes me want to start a tumblr called…
Matt Berry Gratuatious Crotch Shot Blog… I’ll work on the title. :S

mattberryhairporn:

The word is spreading :)

 Wow, this almost makes me want to start a tumblr called…

Matt Berry Gratuatious Crotch Shot Blog… I’ll work on the title. :S


2,000th Post — Whiskey!!!!!!

sammysstuff:

marvelousmatt:

SEXY HAPPY DANCE!!!!

Thank you to all my followers who made this possible, who am I kidding?  I’d still be posting regardless! :P

But seriously, thank you all very much for being you!  Oh and liking Matt! :D

 Congratulations!  And a top quality post for the occasion :D

*sploosh*

 Yea!!! Congrats! =D  Wow, my man’s got technique. ;)


marvelousmatt:

soulsister101:

notyounaanbread-:

Matt Berry

 BABY!!!! I dont think he looks so bad!! This works actually. Even the beard isnt so offensive! RAWWWRRRRR!!!

Mmmmm…….

 He must have trimmed the beard a little bit.  I must say that going to the gym has worked for him.  Not that I minded the way he looked before. =)

marvelousmatt:

soulsister101:

notyounaanbread-:

Matt Berry

 BABY!!!! I dont think he looks so bad!! This works actually. Even the beard isnt so offensive! RAWWWRRRRR!!!

Mmmmm…….

 He must have trimmed the beard a little bit.  I must say that going to the gym has worked for him.  Not that I minded the way he looked before. =)


marvelousmatt:

Oooh, you just want to squeeze his ass or slap him on it, lol!

 Definently slap!  ;)  I swear that is one of the best photos of his tush. =)

marvelousmatt:

Oooh, you just want to squeeze his ass or slap him on it, lol!

 Definently slap!  ;)  I swear that is one of the best photos of his tush. =)

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sammysstuff:

marvelousmatt:

soulsister101:

Dear Sammy and MarvelousMatt and Matt Berry loving ladies of Tumblr,
I am going out of town for a few days and I am asking that one of you look after my darling husband Mr. Berry for awhile. He’s no trouble at all. He just likes a steady supply of beer, darts games, music shows on the iPlayer like Eastenders and daily private worship.
I know that one of you ladies will check in on him and make sure he’s eating properly and getting enough rest! The last time I went away, I came back and he was terribly tired, sore knees, rope burn arond his wrists and our headboard was broken! He was in a terrible state! So hopefully one or more of you looking in on him will help.
Thanks!

Oh no worries hun!  I’ll see that he has all that he could ever need and he’ll get plenty of rest.  ;)
Hey have fun and take some pics!!! :D

 Oh yes, don’t you worry.  We’ll make sure he has all he could ever need or want.

 Have a safe trip. =) BTW, if you need to stay a few days longer feel free to do so.  Mr. Berry will be well taken care of.  ;).

sammysstuff:

marvelousmatt:

soulsister101:

Dear Sammy and MarvelousMatt and Matt Berry loving ladies of Tumblr,

I am going out of town for a few days and I am asking that one of you look after my darling husband Mr. Berry for awhile. He’s no trouble at all. He just likes a steady supply of beer, darts games, music shows on the iPlayer like Eastenders and daily private worship.

I know that one of you ladies will check in on him and make sure he’s eating properly and getting enough rest! The last time I went away, I came back and he was terribly tired, sore knees, rope burn arond his wrists and our headboard was broken! He was in a terrible state! So hopefully one or more of you looking in on him will help.

Thanks!

Oh no worries hun!  I’ll see that he has all that he could ever need and he’ll get plenty of rest.  ;)

Hey have fun and take some pics!!! :D

 Oh yes, don’t you worry.  We’ll make sure he has all he could ever need or want.

 Have a safe trip. =) BTW, if you need to stay a few days longer feel free to do so.  Mr. Berry will be well taken care of.  ;).


simon-bellamy-:

davidtennantsballsack:

meowsoup:


After three days of storms and rain, we found these three floating in a pool filter, clinging to each other to survive. All of them were exhausted from the effort and were reluctant to part ways after being rescued.
http://www.darrenhoyt.com/2008/09/01/all-the-way-down/

Is that a spider… Oh my god that’s a spider, isn’t it?

I saw the turtle
awwwwww
I saw the frog
awwwwww
I saw the- HOLY SHIT IT’S A SPIDER
KILL IT
KILL IT WITH FIRE

for once I’m not freaking out because this is so cute

 OMG, this is a Disney/Pixar movie waiting to happen. lol. :)

simon-bellamy-:

davidtennantsballsack:

meowsoup:

After three days of storms and rain, we found these three floating in a pool filter, clinging to each other to survive. All of them were exhausted from the effort and were reluctant to part ways after being rescued.

http://www.darrenhoyt.com/2008/09/01/all-the-way-down/

Is that a spider… Oh my god that’s a spider, isn’t it?

I saw the turtle

awwwwww

I saw the frog

awwwwww

I saw the- HOLY SHIT IT’S A SPIDER

KILL IT

KILL IT WITH FIRE

for once I’m not freaking out because this is so cute

 OMG, this is a Disney/Pixar movie waiting to happen. lol. :)

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marvelousmatt:

soulsister101:

sammysstuff:

marvelousmatt:

Ohhh Yes!  That hair, that beard!  I admit the first time I ever saw Matt with a full on beard, I was not that crazy about it, but I kinda like this one.  I keep thinking about the texture, is it soft or scratchy and how it would feel in certain places.  Mmmm….

 Soft. Definitley soft.  And, as I saw written about Aidan Turner’s current beard earlier today, an inner thigh tickler.  Oh yes.

 You whores!!! LOL

Oh *clutches pearls*  How dare you! 
Mmmm…you might be right about the thighs but I was thinking more of the chest area, lol.  I kinda have a thing about that *blushes*

 *Squeals* Between this photo of him smiling and this discussion about the beard, I’m gonna have some sweet dreams tonight. ;)

marvelousmatt:

soulsister101:

sammysstuff:

marvelousmatt:

Ohhh Yes!  That hair, that beard!  I admit the first time I ever saw Matt with a full on beard, I was not that crazy about it, but I kinda like this one.  I keep thinking about the texture, is it soft or scratchy and how it would feel in certain places.  Mmmm….

 Soft. Definitley soft.  And, as I saw written about Aidan Turner’s current beard earlier today, an inner thigh tickler.  Oh yes.

 You whores!!! LOL

Oh *clutches pearls*  How dare you! 

Mmmm…you might be right about the thighs but I was thinking more of the chest area, lol.  I kinda have a thing about that *blushes*

 *Squeals* Between this photo of him smiling and this discussion about the beard, I’m gonna have some sweet dreams tonight. ;)